Monday, November 06, 2006

Comforting things...

the "feeling" of a near by ocean.

early morning coffee on the deck, (heavy on the caffiene).

sirens through out the night.

rain.

that constant "less than dark" created from the street lights.

candle light.

driving on a foggy night.

farmer's markets, 24 hour grocery stores and cheap nights at the theaters!


What's yours?

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Killing our kids with "safe" cars.

Remember when we were kids and would fight for the front seat? After a movie with some friends this past Thursday night, I watched one of the guy's the two young daughters race to the family van to get the "better" seat. Our conversation fell to why neither of the girls could actually get the front seat like we used to do. Aside from it being against the law, (at least here in Ontario it is), it’s also unsafe! Cars will KILL our kids now!

Why is it so dangerous? The cars are designed to collapse in accidents so that the metal of the car will absorb the crash energy and not kill the occupants. The “body” of a car is designed to be a crash cage, and there are improved seat belt systems to better restrain and not kill the occupants. Forward air bags to soften the impact so as not to kill the occupants; side air bags to soften the impact so as not to kill the occupants; black box computer controls, (they've been in our cars for years), anti lock brake systems, traction control and even anti skid systems, all of which are supposed to make a car "safer".
Still, with all these technological marvels it is more dangerous than ever for kids to be in a car. The seat belt systems STILL don't account for the size of a child and the forward air bags will actually kill!

The "industry" solution number 1: put the kids in the back seat where there is no air bag to blow up in their face and break their neck.

Um, ok? Wait...the seat belts aren't designed to accommodate a kid so now it’s the seat belts which will break them in half!

The "industry" solution number 2: use "booster" seats; make the kid fit the car!

Yeah, make the kid fit the car!

Now, this seems a little messed up to me.Here's a thought …automotive manufacturers should incorporate more family friendly measures in their offerings. Something like kid friendly seat belts and air bags - maybe supply the booster seat with a vehicle.

Just something to think about, and something else for me to bitch about!

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Newfie - not!

Hows 'bout dat Nissan XTRAIL "Bon'vista" ting dere budd'ai?

whatta rig bye!

ya, ain' she sum'in!?

So...when is a Newfie not a Newfie? When he's a Cape Breton actor!

I'm thinking that if Nissan went as far as the end of Canada to get an actor to play the part, they might as well crossed dagulf t'get dareal ting!

Hows 'bout dat guy from Glovertown...you know...buddy...buddy whasiname!





Republic of Newfounland

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Rush Hour traffic - the WTF factor

Anyone who’s been in a car when I am driving will attest that I can be rather verbal - it’s not so much road rage, just verbally deriding the other drivers, (especially when they have out of province plates). Of course, it is easy to critique everyone else’s driving from within the safety of my own car.
Before starting in my IT career, I worked about 14 years for courier and trucking and for about 9 of those years, I drove delivery. No accidents or incidents and even received a safe driver award, so…I kind of consider myself to at least be a capable driver.
The Ottawa River Parkway is a 4-lane scenic parkway along the Ottawa River and is my preferred route to get downtown. It has a posted speed limit of 60 km/h but we all seem to do 70 k!
This particular morning, some dumbass came flying through traffic, cutting lanes and generally being an ass and when he got to me, laid on the horns, giving me the “get the #$%^ out of the way you slow #$%^”!
Huh! WTF!
I was already speeding along, 10 k over the limit and this dumbass gives me that! The ensuing verbal barrage was a great distraction from the building downtown traffic!
I was hoping dude would be caught up in the road work congestion so I could give the “F U” horn on the way past but it was not to be! Nor was my driving excitement done just yet either! Coming off the Portage Bridge from Gastineau, the lanes kind of merge together but during rush hour, traffic is pretty crazy here. Usually, the drivers from Quebec run the lights to get through the intersection and typically get caught out in it and then everyone gets backed up.
I thought I was through unscathed when an ignorant Quebecois cabby decides he moving over!
WTF!
He was actually side by side with me, not ahead of me but still the dumbass just turned the wheels and moved over, no lights, no passengers, no rush, just a cut and run!
He did get the “F U” horn!

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Kids and school.

My kids are going back to school today.
I called yesterday to talk with them; they are apprehensive about it but both are playing it down! They are dealing with it very well. I guess, in part, they are excited, looking forward to seeing their friends and all that, (although I don’t think they will admit to wanting to go back to school).
I find I am anxious for them both, doubly so I think. It’s hard for me - I am not there. They are heading out with their new clothes, supplies, and stories of summer; and the excitement and energy only a child can contain, and I am here, probably as excited as they are but with nowhere to direct it! I know they will have a good first day on their own, but I’d like to be sharing it with them – it’s a big day!
My thoughts are with them – I’ll call them again this evening.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Watch for the Finger, horn doesn't work!

I'm currently looking for a new car, (well, new to me anyway), and I've looked at quite a few lately but none have this particular option that I just got have!

I want a car with optional signal lights! I know they're around, I see them all over the city!

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

A random thought

A random thought in the midst of another sleepless bout of insomnia...so...what is really driving the charge against pirating music and movies when a solution seems to easy to implement?
The entire computer industry, whether home use or corporate installations use cd, dvd and USB media for any number of reasons; the hardware for this is readily available, (even your basic Future Shop pc comes with dvd/cd writers) so it would seem a simple fix to "their" problem. Distribute on a different media!
Of course, the money garnered from lawsuits of copywrite infringements couldn't have anything with it, could it?!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

.86 cents!

For those who don’t know, I am a “townie”! That is, by definition, from the right side of the overpass, (sorry, had to be said!)!

It should also be no secret that I much prefer city living over small town life, (currently I’m in the nation’s capitol, and it’s great here!). That said, small towns do have a certain something not found in the larger centers, a certain naivety that it both comforting and amusing.

For example, a short time ago, I took up a residence in a small community of maybe 200 persons, (I am sure I will be corrected on this). Here, we were all kind of friends, and, I believe sort of looked out for each other, (but certainly the girl next door’s gardening was…entertaining - see "I know, it's been a while..."). There were no town taxes here, certainly, it wasn’t officially a town. I worked in a nearby town, where, unfortunately I was billed the town taxation.

It wasn’t a large sum, but it had to be paid. I sent in my cheque and promptly forgot all about it, (ok, so I did bitch about having to pay it).

A little later I received another correspondence from the town office; it seems I was owed a small amount of change, .86 cents to be exact, and there it was - taped to a copy of the account statement were 3 quarters, a dime and a penny!

I’ve kept the statement and “payment” – I hope to someday meet the clerk.

That’s my story and I am sticking to it!

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Is it "dieing" or "dying"

A recent conversation with a friend posed the question, is it "dieing" or "dying"?
I am, (amongst other things) an "anglophone", but I hardly consider myself to be well versed in English language; the aforementioned conversation was with a "francophone" friend so neither of us would commit to an acceptable spelling for "dieing/dying" - for all the wordsmiths out there, please help clarify the correct usage for "dieing/dying", as in "in the process of death".
Have a good one!